I am sitting in the office
As bored as bored can be
Oh give me some excitement
The sort that comes for free
Whisk me to a country
That is mystical and weird
Full of noises, sights and fragrances
And really wicked gear
Or take me to the circus
Where there's strange, uncommon folk
Or give me lots of money
Or tell a few good jokes
Or take me to a party
Where there's lots of booze and drugs
Or feed me up with coffee
In giant coffee mugs
Oh, get me to my lover
Ah, get me to a beer
Or let me visit Mother
Anywhere but here.
19th July 1998
